Karkat: Mental Breakdown

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  • Hello again my lovely audience, it is Amy yet again with another audio react and this time to Karkat Have, oh, not have, but just, Karkat: Mental Breakdown, so basically Karkat: Have Mental Breakdown.
  • So here we have the meteor-Oh god, it’s-Karkat’s face. Oh my god, Kanaya. 
  • ROSE! What are you doing? Get control of those eyebrows. 
  • Oh, poor Karkat.
  • Oh my god. They’re reflecting in their glasses.
  • Eulh! Gamzee! Eulh!
  • Oh my god, Tavros.
  • O.K. and there’s Karkat spinning on a record player, Pantskat, I should say. It’s Pantskat, actually, and I was told to look out for the easter egg at the end and I saw Nic Cage’s up here. So what is this?
  • I’m worried. W-what?
  • I’m worried.
  • WHAT?!
  • OH MY GOD! OH! OH!
  • OH! *gasping* What… What… What did I just watch?!
  • Oh my god.
  • *noises*

O.K., I think this is a first (?) for me, but I wanted to go in to more detail about the last flash page since my audio reaction was mostly just me sputtering and screaming before being subtly cut off.

Um… So… Tricksters are now a real actual thing. Until now they had just been funny little jokes. John by a “glitch” in the game and then Roxy by Calliope art. However, with the help of the jujus we now have a living, breathing trickster mode activation. 

This is… This is amazing. I mean, how awesome is it that this little joke is now an actual thing that a person can become? At the same time, though, it is terrifying. The tricksters are an ominous bunch.

Can we talk about how cute Jane’s design is? I don’t know if I’ve see this exact design before, but the cupcake motif has been pretty popular. Plus the cupcake is cyan while her hair is pink, another nod to cotton candy perhaps? Same with her leggings, which are the same as Roxy’s but in the cotton candy colors.

Also the animation is just beautiful. I think this is Hussie’s best animation since it isn’t just the same picture moved a bit.

Gamzee looks a bit perturbed.

Jane’s face staring at me like that terrifies me.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

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  • Howdy everyone, it’s Amy here for a special audio react. This time I will be reacting to a non-sound page because apparently this-these pages will   make for good audio reacts? I don’t know? It was suggested that I do this so let’s go ahead and do this.
  • There is a light coming from within Jake’s Stonehenge. What is this?
  • *gasp of delight and clapping* Ah! It’s the-It’s the Fourth Wall! And it has a crack in it! And the Beta kids are coming! Ah! E-excited! Ah!
  • Oh my god, thi-this should be amazing. Oh my god. This… Ah!
  • There’s a hole now!
  • Jack is coming~ Oh god he is very, very scary looking. Oh dear lord.
  • Do something, Jake and Jane! Run. Don’t just stand there screaming, or float there-OH MY GOD IT’S JADE! Jade! Oh my god, Jade! Jade, JADE, you’re amazing, Jade, I love you, Jade! Ahhhh! You’re so badass!
  • Eeeehehehe!
  • Oh my god, look at her hair! Her hair! Oh my god! It’s so amazing! Look at them, they’re freaking out and she’s just like, “I got this”.
  • Oh my god. This is so cool!
  • Oh!
  • (WARNING: I sound like a robot for some reason.)
  • Come on, load pages. Load! 
  • W-where’d he get transported to?
  • I-he’s outside of…
  • Is he past the Veil?
  • Or is he at the Veil, I can’t quite tell.
  • I would think that if he were past the Veil we would see the meteors behind him. So… Huh.
  • Don’t… really quite know where he is within the Medium.
  • She’s just like, “Hey, sup?” and they’re just like, “Whaaaat?”
  • Oh my god. Jade! Ohh!
  • Oh, dialog! I should-I should read this!
  •  ”hi!”
  • Uhhhhhh!
  • Oh my god, their faces!
  • And hey, it’s back to their ascension poses.
  • ‘Cept Jane’s not looking at Jake’s crotch now. That’s good.
  • are you jake?
  • um. yeah.”
  • hi jake! im jade its nice to finally meet you!”
  • wow. ummm. yeah.”
  • and you must be jane?”
  • Me?”
  • mm hm!”
  • Oh. I… Yes.”
  • its nice to meet you too jane”
  • Yes.”
  • so uh… jake where are your pants?”
  • Mmmm
  • Uhhh
  • *snicker* They’re so silly.
  • Oh my god.
  • I love this!
  • Where are the rest of my babies, though?
  • I need to know where the rest of them are!
  • Where’s John and the consorts? And where’s Davesprite and Karkat and Rose and Dave and WHERE ARE MY BABIES? 

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  • Hello everyone, Amy here w-yet again for another audio react, and this time I’ll be reacting to HIC: spring trap 2x combo. I’m really excited to see this ‘cause there hasn’t been an update in a while and also lots of people were like, “Oh my god, audio react to this NOW.”
  • So let’s see.
  • Dirk and Roxy are looking scared.
  • There’s… HIC, looking scary.
  • Mm
  • My computer’s being all slow.
  • And I assume these are all flashing gifs… but I can’t see them.
  • Woah, wait a minute. I thought this was one page, but there’s… multiple pages?
  • Did the rest of the pages just not load on the main page… of mspa-adventures? Or, mspaintadventures, mspa-adventures, that doesn’t… A stands for adventures… mostly, so…
  • Ohhh my god, Jade, honey, your face!
  • Wha-NO! NO! N-no no no no no no no! No! No! NO! No no no! Noooonononono! Noooo! N-NO! Nonononono! No! No! NO! NO!
  • Ah!
  • Wh-what are you making her do?
  • Stop controlling her brain!
  • I don’t like this.
  • No!
  • No.
  • I… I…
  • I don’t like it.
  • I don’t like it!
  • Oh my god!
  • She’s going feral, guys! Jade’s going feral!
  • Jesus Christ…
  • Sh-she’s going grimdark!
  • Oh my god, look at those teeth!
  • Jesus Christ…
  • No, Jade baby!
  • No…
  • Fight it! Don’t… Don’t let her get to you…
  • Oh my god… Are her eyes the Green Sun?
  • Whoop. Biiiiig nope faces.
  • Let’s see, what is she saying?
  • BARK
  • O.K., thi-this has gotta be very strange for them because they just saw a very scary looking Jack and then she just comes up and teleports him away and then she’s like, “Hey guys!” and then, “Wait, where are your pants?” and now she’s like, “BARK”, but, um, didn’t, uh, Jake have a BARK diary like, um, Rose had a MEOW diary, or journal or whatever? So is this BARK that Jade’s doing right now in relation to that?
  • Will we find out what that meant?
  • Okaaaaay, her eye/Green Sun thing is showing Jane’s house…
  • What?
  • O.K., now we’re seeing Jane’s tiaratop?
  • Does that mean… that… Jaaaade is trying to mind control Jane?
  • HIC is trying to control Jane through Jade?
  • OH! Yeah, space powers! Mm, I-I get it.
  • So, uh… Jade zaps on her-the mind control head thingy and now HIC can control Jane while she’s all god tier’d and-Oh my god…
  • It’s like Tron up in here!
  • That is freaky looking.
  • I really like it, though!
  • That’s cool.
  • Tcheh, see, when Jade gets mind controlled I’m like, “Nonononono!” and when Jane get’s mind controlled I’m like, “Hey, that looks cool!”
  • Shows my priorities, doesn’t it? Well I’ve known Jade longer and-Ohh myy god
  • Wow…
  • Look at that…
  • This is like what all that fanart of human!AR looks like.
  • Huh…
  • You know, I was reading, um, bladekindeyewear’s, uh, theories a couple days ago about how Jane will turn evil. Ahh, this looks like Jane will-is, um, pretty much turned evil right now.
  • ‘Cause, uh, yeah, mind control and all that fun stuff.
  • I really like all the, like, Technology lines, whatever those would be called…
  • Like, little computey grid thingies…
  • Aaand Jade is leaving, Jake is screaming, and Jane is looking scary and badass.
  • Let’s see. “OBEY” Mmhm, yep, that’s pretty much what I was expecting.
  • O.K., Dirk is screaming and gonna attack HIC. Roxy is like OH MY GOD NOO!
  • Um, Jake looks really silly.
  • I’m assuming this is per-perspective and, like, falling backwards, head first, but it looks like one of those weebly-wobblies right now. You push ‘em, but they don’t fall down.
  • Yeah
  • HIC looks really happy.
  • Probably because she’s controlling Jane and she’s all red and white and black.
  • Are they doing the come hither finger?
  • Oh look, there’s Jade and she’s zapping in front of Dirk and-is she gonna transport him to the Green Sun or she just gonna punch him in the face or what?
  • Looks like Jane is gonna punch Jake in the face.
  • OR the stomach, that-that works too. Oh, Jade did punch Dirk in the face.
  • Wow Jade, I mean Jane, looks really cool all corrupted like that. That’s cool looking.
  • And I’m guessing Jade is just grimdark. ‘Cause she’s gray and eyes are glowing.
  • So, hm…
  • Interesting.
  • OH, now Dirk’s being transported to the Green Sun. Or, at least, somewhere.
  • Or he’s just being electrocuted with radiation, th-that’s a possibility.
  • Oh. He’s on the opposite side of where Jack is.
  • Well, uh, Dirk, now would be a good time to, like, use your split personality thing, well not split personality, but split soul thingy and get another version of yourself to start doing stuff so that you can get back closer.
  • Wow, these eyes are cool.
  • And now Roxy’s doing the weebly-wobbly thing.
  • I really like the, like, circuit grid thingy. It’s cool.
  • Why am I not worried for these guys?
  • I’m more, just like, intrigued.
  • I was like all, “NO!”  and now I’m just like, “This is cool.” It’s like watching an action flick.
  • Jane just looks really awesome.
  • Roxy, you should, like, do more than make that face.
  • Like, I don’t know, scream at least?
  • I wonder where they’re taking them.
  • Man, HIC has a lot of hair.
  • They’re-hehe, HIC kinda looks like Gl’bgolyb.
  • Like a tiny version of Gl’bgolyb.
  • So… Now they’re face to face. Whaaat do they plan on doing?
  • Seriously, where is John and Karkat and everyone? Where are they during all of this?
  • I mean, like, Jade kinda went evil, Jane kinda went evil, we could really use everybody else right about now.
  • Tha-that would be good-and Roxy, seriously, stop making a derp face. I mean, at least Jake is crying.
  • And man… Jade just looks really weird.
  • She doesn’t look cool, she looks weird.
  • With, like, her Green Sun eyes and glowing glasses and teeth and grimdark skin,
  • SUCKAS
  • Gotta love that Blingee text.
  • Oh my god, are you serious?
  • Are you serious?
  • She’s all covered in swag.
  • Oh my god.
  • She sealed it with a kiss.
  • WOW.
  • That was… That was something.
  • Where is everyone?!

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Too lazy to write a transcript. Blerg.

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  • What’s up guys? Amy here for anther audio react and this time to the End of Act 6 Intermission 5 intermission 4. Ah! So many intermissions going on! So let’s see…
  • Ooh! Hey, Kurloz!
  • He’s stealing Vriska’s coat! And that’s gonna become the Cairo Overcoat, isn’t it?
  • ‘Cause it looks awfully like it.
  • Oh god, not the honking music again!
  • I… Uhhhhh!
  • *scared breath* I don’t like this music!
  • It fills me with dread!
  • I don’t like it!
  • I don’t like it at all.
  • And he just slowly slides away!
  • It’s very unnerving, I don’t like it.
  • *worried noise*
  • WAH!
  • *upset whine*
  • Kurlooooooz!
  • Whyyyyyyy?

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No transcript, because I am busy hanging out with my awesome friend.