Oh what the heck? D8
Wh-What…?
I don’t… what? D8
Stop being a dick, Caliborn, I know this isn’t the end!
That’s a lot of Ha’s. I wonder if there’s a reason Hussie has been using his own base for Caliborn lately.
TOUCHDOWN!
Slow realization and happy times followed by fear and hysteria? 8D
Oh dear god, he’s so kawaii desu ne.
Welp, I guess that’s all for now. =/
Terezi certainly looks more like herself now.
Now Terezi shares in the creepy smile contest. Aradia’s got a lot more material on you, girl, you better step it up with you want the prize.
ROSE: I’ve vave a fealing evvvvvery thinks gogna work out. ;)
DAVE: rose shut the fuck up
Seriously, I don’t even want to imagine how many times she’s said that on this trip. I bet everyone is just about sick of her vague positive answers.
BARK
Oh no… Oh no, oh no, oh no! That’s evil Jade, isn’t it? Why isn’t it green? Shouldn’t her name be behind a colon there? Is it not Jade? WHAT IS IT?! D8
Of course Karkat is too busy freaking out to notice. Hard to tell with Strider with the shades, but Rose and Terezi certainly notice.
DAVE: dude did you just bark
KARKAT: WHAT? NO I DIDN’T BARK.
KARKAT: I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.
So they did notice, but they are too busy arguing with each otehr to see that PROBABLY BAD THINGS ARE A FOOT! (It can’t be Bec Noir or PM, could it? They’re supposed to be way behind them, right?)
KANAYA: (hisssss…)
Dolorosa (and by extension, Porrim) and Kanaya hiss. I wonder if this is a Maryam thing, a jadeblood thing, or if all trolls have this ability.
TEREZI: (grrrrrr…)
As funny as it is having animalistic noises being met with animalistic noises I think it would far more helpful if one of you gals said, “Oh shit, look at that ___ over there!” complete with pointing.
DAVE: god i love the mayor hes so full of surprises
Funny line met with horrifying reality in 3, 2, 1…
Hi Jade. 8C
Gamzee…
JADE: hey guys
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT! I DON’T LIKE HER SPEAKING! IF SHE JUST BARKED THAT WOULD BE BETTER! I CAN JUST PRETEND HER HUMAN HALF IS O.K.! EVEN IF I KNOW THAT’S BEING CONTROLLED TOO DUE TO SERKET POWERS! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! ;A;
She looks so terrifyingly awesome! 8C
JADE: long time no see
*screams*
YES! GOOD! THAT IS A GOOD REACTION! NOW RUN AWAY!
Oh, so the meteor won’t be crashing into Dirk’s planet (that os Dirk’s, right?) and instead is just whizzing past it. Does that mean they’ll crash into some other planet? Or will there be some other means of stopping them?
Oh Rose… =c
And the fandom being worried about Caliborn’s eyes was all for nothing. Glad I never bought into that idea.
I’m not really sure if it can be an intense staredown if one person is sporting more of a confused oogle.
Jesus Christ, can we stop? Caliborn’s face freaks me out.
How close are we going to get??
Owwwwww! >-O Where is John gonna end up after that sucker punch?
OMG JFRWKGJKERG JOHN’S THE CURSORFSGKJRZFJZ
Oh, finally, the Alpha session. Here’s hoping this is the right time and also the last place he’ll zap to.
John… Where are your eyes?
JOHN: … regular dave?
Oh… This hurts my heart.
Seriously, where is the Prospit ship? Did John just zap into the future after it was already moved? It is rather nice wandering around Jake’s planet, though. It’s a really pretty place.
Oh hey, it’s Bec Noir taking up the last corner! METEOR’S HERE! EEEEE!
Wow, I knew these guys were big, but compared to Caliborn they are absolutely massive! Also, he looks like he’s having fun.
FINALLY. THE IDEAL MINION. WITH THE TYPE OF POWER I ADMIRE THE MOST.
WHICH IS. BEING A HUGE STRONG GUY WITH ENORMOUS POWERFUL MUSCLES!
Yep, seems legit.
DO NOT SPOIL MY MOMENT OF TRIUMPH WITH MORE OF YOUR HUMAN MONKEY EARTH BUSINESS.
How does he know the voice in his head is human?
Oh, hey, Jack. Saying “hello” to Gamzee, are you? What are you even doing here?
I think Caliborn might snap if Hussie doesn’t answer him. Just one of those you don’t miss it until it’s gone kind of things.
I HAVE RECRUITED JACK NOIR TO HELP SETTLE OUR MUTUAL SCORE.
REALLY. GETTING JACK TO DO VIOLENT THINGS FOR ME. ALWAYS STRIKES ME AS SUCH A GOOD PLAN.
SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST DO IT ALWAYS. RATHER THAN ALWAYS THINKING OF NEW STUFF. WHICH IS HARD TO DO.
Yep. Seems legit.
WELL, YOU UNSPEAKABLY PUTRID AND FATUOUS BLABBERMOUTH???
I DEMAND THAT YOU TALK TO ME!!!
See, told you.
Oh, hi John. Meet Lord English having a tantrum. Is Caliborn taller? Wait, of course he is, that’s Hussie’s base! So does this mean Caliborn is older? Well, duh, of course he’s older. You get older every second. Is he at least more physically mature, I guess?
Oh joy, now John gets to watch lots of gore.
Such a pretty sight. Right, John?
So is this image of his blurry shoes gonna be in Make Her Pay? *goes to look* Nope, it’s just like John’s arm next to dream!Nepeta in Cascade. It’s juuuuust off screen.
Feeling hot, John? ‘Cause of the hawt smooching… and the lava.
LIKE ECTOBIOLOGICAL MOTHER LIKE ECTOBIOLOGICAL SON!
Oh dear god, the Dolorosa saw John…
OH GOD AHAHAHAHAHA! PROTECTIVE MAMA MODE ENGAGED!
Oh sweet, John gets to see some more gore! Oh, and see an alternate form of his bro, Dave, too, I guess. Whatever. MORE BLOOD!
JOHN! YOU DO NOT ROLL YOUR EYES AT DECAPITATION! THAT IS THE WRONG REACTION!
He’s even in a movie now… Well, O.K., his arm was in a video game.
Aw, poor baby! His youthful innocence was destroyed once he realized how awful this film truly was. It’s still a sore subject with him.
Oh thank god, he’s O.K. I knew Hussie wouldn’t delete John.
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrr maybe I spoke too soon! D8 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Wait, this is the first page of WV’s introduction… what are we doing here?
JOHN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?!
John, look what you did! You just had to touch the weird hole in reality! Now you’re in the future past! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET TO THE ALPHA SESSION NOW!?
Wow, it’s super weird seeing John in black outlines again.
NOW WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING!?
John’s just dimension hoping it would seem. Where will he end up for good, or is he just stuck like this now? JOHN I AM VERY MAD AT YOU FOR GETTING YOURSELF IN THIS SITUATION! I told you not to touch it. =C
